SAMPLES TO SCARE KIDS WITH

A collection of wonderfully dreadful sounds and samples.

96 boutique-crafted samples engineered for techno, EBM, industrial, cold wave, post-punk, and goth. Built from ruined signal paths, blunt force repetition, and atmospheres that actively resist musicality.

Inside:

• 12 construction kits designed to lock bodies into submission

• Loops that grind, choke, and refuse resolution

• Rhythms that sound like something is wrong with the system

• Atmospheres that hiss, scrape, stalk, and pierce

There is nothing “clean” here.
Nothing uplifting.
Nothing designed to please.

These sounds don’t inspire creativity — they impose intent.

If you want beautiful and clean, pleasant and gentle, or content for your latest melodic house track, you should probably look elsewhere.
If you want sound that feels illegal at volume, wrong in public, and hostile in a dark room - give them a crack.

Proceed accordingly.